Soon Father’s Day will be here, that time when we dust off memories and search for the right card to give to good ole’ Dad.
Did I say memories? Although older siblings provided plenty of teeth-gritting time at our house during my growing-up years, we also had lots of laughter. (It helps.) In honor of zany families everywhere, I submit this list of Weird Things Parents Say to Their Kids.
“Stop talking like a baby!” (Spoken right after we cooed to the dog, “Ooze Mommy’s cutsey, wootsey sweetheart, oo are!”)
In preparing this post, I asked my grown children for suggestions. They claim they pulled most of these out of their memory banks. Surely I didn't really say those weird things! No doubt they're suffering from memory loss.
What about you? Did you or your parents say anything that bears repeating? Now is your chance to record your comments below for all posterity.