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Armchair Wit blog
with Roberta Sarver


Human Obedience Training 101
It all started the day I adopted my humans. I was ten weeks old, dozing warmly beside my litter mates when a pair of hands picked me up....


Credit Card Savvy
Mr. S. Ken Flint Omega Credit Cards 100 Main Street Wilmington, DE 00000 Dear Mr. Flint: I am writing to explain why my credit card...


YARD SALE FIASCO
Friday and Saturday of last week were experiences that would have tested the mettle of Mother Teresa: I was asked to drive several...


WORDS WE UTTER THAT MAKE DAD SHUDDER
A wise person once observed that fatherhood is a condition which men must endure without benefit of anesthesia. In celebrating Father’s...


Graduation Mind-Reading
For those who have just witnessed a graduation ceremony, you probably entertained lofty, noble thoughts while the speaker challenged the...


When Mom Loses Her Job
It happens to everyone who applies for the job of motherhood: eventually you’re not needed. When holding that tiny bundle in your arms at...
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