Why I Hate Camping

I penned this letter several years ago, when we were crazy enough to take four young children camping for a week. What were we thinking?!

Dear Sis,

Day One:

Here we are at a campsite in southern Michigan. We arrived last evening and set up camp by a lake. Our friends Greg and Gloria, veteran campers, assured us this was the best way to take a family vacation.

With four children under the age of seven, it sounded like a cheap idea. We could afford that. We borrowed an old canvas tent and set out. Did I mention Greg and Gloria already are here? They seem to be in high spirits.

Day Two:

I got quite an awakening last night. It rained and the tent leaked over my head. Think Chinese water torture. Not only is my pillow wet, but my sleeping bag is too. I can’t hang it out to dry, due to this all-day rain.

The ground under our tent must be the site of ancient volcanic rock formations. It’s impossible to get comfortable with rocks digging into your hips. But I will be a good sport and take it all in the spirit of adventure. Greg and Gloria keep assuring us this week will be fun. Are we having fun yet?

Day Three:

This is the second day of all-day precipitation. The mosquitoes should be nominated for state bird. Maybe we should buy stock in a mosquito repellent company.

So far all we have been able to do (we, our four young children, Greg and Gloria and their four young children) is sit around a picnic table under a tarp and watch it rain while getting splashed by the drips.

The kids are getting restless. I had one nerve left, and the Chinese water torture just washed it away.

Gloria, the adventurous one, keeps saying, "This is great!" I wonder if she would like to trade tents for a night.

Day Four:

That it. We’re coming to visit you, wet blankets included. Make room in your warm, comfortable home and your nice, clean shower.

And if I ever agree to go camping again, would you take my temperature?

Love,

Your little sister

What about you? Any interesting experiences while camping? (Positive or negative) Tell us about them below.