Did you ever find yourself in a power outage due to a winter blizzard? It happened to us once when our daughter’s out-of-state boyfriend came to visit. We experienced high levels of boredom while sitting around, trying to entertain a guy we didn’t know very well.
For those who may live through winter’s last dumping of snow, we invented these dictionary entries. And yes, we tried some of them.
Cross-Checking: You identify the person who absentmindedly flushed the toilet and drank the last of the stored water. Then you stand him outside and pelt him with snowballs until he apologizes.
There you have it. Tape this list to the handle of your snow shovel and prepare to be entertained.